The penultimate episode of MasterChef Italy 12 has come to a conclusion. In the heat I can say that this episode made me want two things: artichokes and a journey to discover monasteries around the world. Considering my aptitude for travel, I have to reassure my relatives and friends for a moment, I’m not really leaving for a Korean monastery, I’m waiting at least for the MasterChef final because if the monks are reluctant to smoke, I think they don’t even have access to NOW.
That said, it has arrived the time of the starry exterior. The event that all the contestants look forward to like in high school they expect a trip abroad, hoping that it will be Prague or Barcelona. Also because the starry exterior of MasterChef it’s that mystical experience that aspiring chefs dream of, but at the same time it has a gloomy aura due to the curse of the starry exterior.
MasterChef curses are the dark side of the moon, such as the forbidden department of the Hogwarts library or the politically incorrect in a Netflix TV series. We know that ghosts roam the walls of the MasterClass, who are funnier than the gags about Vico * bow * Equense, but even meaner than Sara when she can’t find spices in the pantry. All this to say that very often whoever wins the starry outdoor then does not win MasterChef. Now don’t call me owl because I like Bubu too.
As usual when God was distributing the gift of synthesis I was in line for the tour of the monastery in Korea, so let’s not waste any more time and let’s go straight to the votes with the (crazy) MasterChef Italia 12 report cards
Roberto – Vote 7
There is every year at MasterChef the eliminated of the eliminated: the one that doesn’t reach the starry exterior by a whisker. This year it was Roberto himself.
Lo vegan zen of korea temples it’s not in Roberto’s strings, who when it comes to mushrooms, soy and lotus flowers becomes more agitated than Blanco in Sanremo if the headphones don’t work.
In the MasterChef kitchen one day you’re in and the other you’re out, just to stay on the subject of fashion, models, Project Runway and Fashion Week. It’s what happens to Roberto after finishing among the best in the Mystery Box with a ravioli of chaos, and then going out in the next test.
Just i ravioli of chaos, in fact, they highlight his qualities, despite the fact that during the test in his position the same peace and tranquility reigned that, apparently, has reigned in the Ferragnez house for a week now.
Furthermore, after years of MaterChef Italia we have understood that the ravioli is the real comfort dish (how I feel LocaLoca Magic English) of average competitors when they don’t know what to do. Ravioli is to MasterChef competitors what pasta with tuna is to off-site students. With the difference that MasterChef’s competitors cook something edible in 30 minutes, while it takes me 30 minutes just to find the cooking times on the pasta package (thanks to my master’s degree).
In all this Roberto comes out with tears and love of his fellow adventurers, and it’s a wonderful thing to see after episodes in which the Battle of Winterfell was child’s play in comparison.
Sara – Vote 4
Speaking of the tears at Roberto’s exit, we couldn’t help but notice the emotion also on the face of the Witch Saramandra. We understand that she too has a heart, even if her attitude to Zen is the same as Sauron going for a spa course in the fumes of Mordor.
During the starred outdoor experience, he clearly makes the Sous Chef Morgan fall in love with him. In short, he has to be thankful that he is not the same Morgan the Bugootherwise I’m not so sure she would have taken his dish out of the oven. To think she also wanted to blame him for the overcooked fish. Your ingratitude your arrogance.
We’re joking Sara, we love you too. Come and spice up our soul as only you can. The spice queen puts on her crown and takes off her apron. I hope at least that you are aware of the fact that to divide iThe Throne of Spices with her is the good Captain Italo Screpanti: the king of Curry, Father of the Seven Planes, khaleesi of the Great Sea of polarized glasses.
Matthias – Grade 8
Before analyzing the Mattia question, I would like to underline a detail that I think many have missed: Mattia used to go to starred restaurants as a child.
Koreans believe that a person’s destiny can be guessed from the first object they pick up as children, I think Mattia’s family members can confirm that the kid has grabbed a Michelin Guide.
Trying with nun-chef Jeong Kwan bewitched him and put him in touch with his inner chef. The Invisible Hand helped him, and he basically turned into a Wednesday Addams ready to take out the competition with Mano. All beautiful if it were not that the magic bromance with Roberto came to an end just a one step from the starry ester.
The good Mattia gets along quite well in the starred restaurant, everyone’s friend is also called to make choices regarding the dishes to be assigned. The most difficult assigns it to Edoardo, but for some absurd reason the judges wanted to make him argue with Hue who, at least this time, didn’t cry (come on guys, please make her angry more often).
PS let’s pretend we didn’t see the plating Fred Flintstone of the Mystery Box.
Hue – Vote 7
Hi friends, I am Hue Mucciaccia and this Thursday I show you how to build a plate with gods Lotus flowerspass it off as a salad and make everyone say it’s a beautiful dish.
Scherzo, Hue is very good and has now proved it, they have repeated it up to thirty times so I don’t think it is appropriate to repeat it further. She was also angry because Mattia didn’t let her do the little flowers even outside, but not even the dessert could stop the power of the little Vietnamese who, with all her sweetness, made the judges promise never to take a Vietnamese woman again after her . A very sweet thought, sentences so profound nowadays are not even found in Perugina chocolate kisses. We can also propose an edition of MasterChef Italia in which only competitors from Vico *bow* Equense are admitted, with Cannavacciuolo sole supreme judge, dictator of lemons and emperor of vegetables ‘buttoned up.
Bubu – Vote 9
This season’s elect, thechild prodigy who rebelled against his parents and followed his passion for cooking, finally arrives at the starred restaurant and seeing his happy smile is a wonderful thing.
As a consequence of his enthusiasm, the good Bubu also wins the victory of the starry exterior, an important burden for the nineteen year old from Vico *bow* Equense who is now called to demonstrate to the MasterChef audience that he is stronger than popular beliefs.
Still, I recommend a lot of them curls and some superstitious rites just to be on the safe side. The youngster also seemed at ease when the Mirazur sous chef left him alone to cut pineapples.
Edward – Grade 6
The ultras leader of the MasterClass is back in great shape after the aubergine gate that brought him one step away from elimination. He manages to avoid elimination but the good Edo still seems to be in line to atone for his sins and suddenly transforms into an emo (the hair is there) from another time who gets cut with Tokio Hotel in the background.
Tokio Hotel are not here, but there are a lot of artichokes that Mattia brought him as a gift like the witch with the children who play naughty. The same love that was born between Ornella Vannoni and the artichokes did not arise between Edoardo Franco and the artichokes, but that’s okay.
I just wonder if back home Edo has tattooed a carp like the good Roberto. On the other hand, in the Mystery Box Edo was just trying to recreate the typical atmosphere of the carnival, replacing the coriaaandolœ with carp scales che disseminated throughout the MasterClass.
Carpe Diembut not too much.
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